so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
my poor anus
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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