He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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