i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Randomize