What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
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idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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