did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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