He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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