Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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