You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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