I got her a Nickelback box set.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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