Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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