: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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