think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
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Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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