is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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