its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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