i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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