Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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