i dont even know how to be here
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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