Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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