You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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