Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
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Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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