what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
