Non-Jews are for practice
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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