Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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