I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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