Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
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What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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