Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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