Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
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My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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