dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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