so that wasnt chicken after all
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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