but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
only if we run a train.
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I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.