I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
We left the knife in your bed.
23 Gruesome Scientific Facts That Will Make You Squirm
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment