I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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