office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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