She's JV to your varsity
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
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I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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