Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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