All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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