After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
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He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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