she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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