I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Randomize
