is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
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I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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