i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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