True but thats because hes a fetus.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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