Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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