i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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