It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
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the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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