Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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