This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
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NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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