the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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