never play flip cup with pint glasses
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.