it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
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I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way