Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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