What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
you had me at cake vodka
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
