The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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