if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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