i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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